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deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

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weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

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Photo 23 Aug 223 notes saturdaychores:

This mailbox is innocent.

saturdaychores:

This mailbox is innocent.

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w-for-wumbo:

theindieshit:

linzthenerd:

ineedthesandandthewaves:

This was the most realistic and saddest thing I’ve ever seen in a kids movie.

They didn’t use any words through this sequence, and you still knew exactly what was going on and it was a hundred times more powerful for that silence.

I’ve never cried as hard watching a Disney movie.

Fucking Pixar… ugh…

WATCHED THIS YESTERDAY AND CRIED SO MUCH

calivibe:

w-for-wumbo:

theindieshit:

linzthenerd:

ineedthesandandthewaves:

This was the most realistic and saddest thing I’ve ever seen in a kids movie.

They didn’t use any words through this sequence, and you still knew exactly what was going on and it was a hundred times more powerful for that silence.

I’ve never cried as hard watching a Disney movie.

Fucking Pixar… ugh…

WATCHED THIS YESTERDAY AND CRIED SO MUCH

Photo 22 Aug 15 notes advice-animal:

TIL I am oblivious. Forgive me Gaben.http://advice-animal.tumblr.com/

advice-animal:

TIL I am oblivious. Forgive me Gaben.
http://advice-animal.tumblr.com/

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thecutestofthecute:

Animals that look like toasted marshmallows are just the greatest. 

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Buns can be toasted marshmallows

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And so can cats.

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Dogs can also be toasty marshmallows..

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Oh my god. THE FLOOF.

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Toasted marshmallows everyone.

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