"And she was like: ’Stop crying, stop crying! It’s just a burger!’ ”
if we are hanging out and you’re religiously on your phone when we’re supposed to be conversing, you better not act surprised when I throw your phone across the country
LOOK AT ITS BIG FOOTERS
IMAGINE THE TOE BEANS ON THIS BABBY
Lynx footsies are mostly floof
He can’t have too much bean, he lives in the chilly zone. He’ll get cold beanies and that’s no good.
this is the cutest fucking post oh my fucking god